Porn vs Real Sex, explained with food

by thewheatandthechaff

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(via Laughing Squid)

This fantastic piece by Kornhaber Brown illustrates the the differences between porn sex and real sex in food. You’ll watch as a proud zucchini is chopped from porn star to civilian male size, as coriander argues for the case of unshaven genitalia, as a trussed chicken quantifies light bondage, and as the inevitable champagne bottle bursts forth with statistics of real-world stamina.

But it’s not just silliness for silliness’s sake; this clip is well-designed sex education. By coupling innocuous foods with taboo topics, the presentation drops our inherent prudishness and becomes an analogy that anyone is comfortable relating to. And maybe more important, it’s refreshingly funny. Imagine if they showed this intentionally hilarious video in schools (to encourage real laughter) rather than unintentionally hilarious dry alternatives (that just encourage nervous laughter).

In convincing us to laugh at foods doing it, we’re able to laugh at ourselves doing it. But let’s go out to eat for date night all the same. I don’t like the way the crock pot’s been looking at you lately.

 

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